Job description
About Us:
Welcome to Your Buzzwork, the dynamic, energetic, and occasionally caffeine-obsessed heart of the Marketing universe! We've been selling dreams and delivering happiness since forever (Not that we're counting, but that's a lot of espresso shots).
We're on the hunt for a Sales Rockstar, or as we like to call it: "Grandmaster of the Sales Universe."
Roles and Responsibilities:
In your noble quest to boost sales, you will:
Unearth potential clients with the tenacity of a truffle-hunting pig.
Use your Jedi mind tricks to convince potential clients that our products/services are their "chosen one".
Conquer sales targets like a seasoned gamer (Level up!).
Build bridges with clients faster and stronger than the Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Keep pace with the market trends faster than a hipster in skinny jeans.
Deliver feedback faster than our office elevator (and it’s pretty fast).
Skills Required:
You've had enough experience in sales to sell an igloo to an Eskimo.
You're fluent in English and MS Office (Pig Latin and Dothraki will earn you bonus points).
You have negotiation skills so smooth they'd make a negotiator jelly.
You're as motivated as a dog with a bone.
Your communication skills are so good, you could charm the birds from the trees (please don’t, we like them there).
What We Offer:
A competitive salary that would make Scrooge McDuck do a double-take.
A working environment that even Google would be envious of.
Commission that would make even a dragon jealous. When you win, we all win!
Career progression opportunities that are as exciting as a triple rainbow.
"Casual Fridays" - Because who doesn't look good in Hawaiian shirts and bunny slippers?
"Office Chair Race Championships" - Fast and furious, but in an office.
"Express Yourself Cubicle Decor" - Make your workspace as unique as you are!
Free unlimited coffee because our Sales Rockstars need fuel.
Application Process:
If this job ad makes you feel like you’ve found your spirit animal in job form, then waste no time! Write up your resume, whip up a cover letter (extra points for including a good joke), and send them to [Email Address] by [Application Deadline].
Buzzwork is an equal opportunity employer and we appreciate every shade of humor
Note: While we appreciate all applications, we can only respond to the candidates selected for an interview. But remember, not being selected means you're still part of the 'Almost Made It Club'. We'll be cheering for you!
Join our team and let's make sales fun!
Job Types: Full-time, Permanent
Salary: £30,000.00-£41,226.83 per year
Benefits:
- Free parking
- On-site parking
Schedule:
- Monday to Friday
Supplemental pay types:
- Commission pay
Ability to commute/relocate:
- Wetherby, LS22 7SU: reliably commute or plan to relocate before starting work (required)
Work Location: In person